One day a highly stressed and ridden with
anxiety Squanch crawled out of his den from somewhere in Tidewater
Virginia. A fellow Squanch from a few caves over noticed how haggard and
stressed Squanch looked. The neighbor
Squanch grabbed a coconut shell and filled it with some Kava and handed
it to his old buddy Squanch. The neighbor Squanch said drink good root,
it will make Squanch feel better, make Squanch feel happy, make Squanch
sleep good. Squanch did just that and the
two Squanch spend that day drinking more shells while smiling the day
away enjoying each others company. Squanch had idea, maybe if Squanch
teach those busy shaved apes (humans) about Kava they will learn to
relax and stop chasing poor Squanch all around taking
shaky pictures of Squanch.
May the mythical and elusive Squanch sneak up and share a shell with you...